This needs to be a story. Or a rp. Something. But there are definitely some needs here.
Seriously! These are gorgeous.
Posts tagged thor
I told you I don’t want to join your Super Secret Boy Band.
#Imagined Tony getting all up in Natasha’s face like #NATASHAAAAAA YOU CAN’T BE IN OUR SUPER SECRET BOY BAND BECAUSE IT’S A /BOY/ BAND #and Natasha like #just kicks him in the nuts#and then Tony keels over #and she’s like #Now you can’t be in it either #and Clint like laughs so hard he can’t even fucking breathe omg
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows will spring;
Renewed shall be the blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
Oh dear god I just…. I can’t. This is beautiful.
‘Ah!’ Thor says, looking happily enlightened. ‘You say that you and the son of Coul were shield brothers with a warrior’s bond?’
Clint’s not quite sure what to do with that one.
At the other end of the table, Stark’s teeth flash in a grin. ‘Only if a warrior’s bond means fucking like bunnies.’
‘Indeed it does,’ Thor confirms.
‘Oh.’ Stark blinks. ‘Then yeah. Good.’
It’s a Clint/Coulson fix-it fic (so spoilers for the movie), and I couldn’t help but link to it because THOR KNOWS.
Reblogging just for the excerpt, because it makes me giggle. I don’t even ship it, but that makes me giggle.
Lord Thor of House Arryn, Lord of the Eyrie, Defender of the Vale, Warden of the East
Lord Tony of House Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock, Shield of Lannisport, Warden of the West, Hand of the King
Lord Clint of House Martell, Prince of Dorne, and his wife Lady Natasha of Highgarden
King Bruce of House Baratheon, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm
Lord Steve of House Tully, Lord Paramount of the Trident, Lord of Riverrun
King Loki of House Targaryen, King Across the Narrow Sea, the Unburnt, Father of Dragons, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Prince of Dragonstone
Life is so hard for Loki.